I am not much of a sweet eater. I appreciate something delicious every now and then but not that often. If you place a piece of pizza and a cupcake in front of me 9 times out of 10 I will choose the pizza. Why 9 times out of 10 you ask? That is because if that one time was a piece of Nikki Hoffman's Divine Chocolate Cake I would snatch it up in a hurry. When I say divine I mean deadly; I mean absolutely delicious too good to be true. It tastes like the chocolate cake of a hostess cupcake. I know you know what I'm talking about, the one with the 7 white loops on top. One trip to the wonderbread store leaves me 5 pounds heavier.
UGH thats what I'm talkin' about. 900 calories worth of deliciousness. And Nikki Hoffman has perfected it. God knew what he was thinkin' when he made her my momma. Thank you.
If she can make the tiny swirls, I'll kiss her feet. You have my word.
